stop looking at girls

after engagement!
Girl: Now,Stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
Boy: wat do u mean,if i'm on diet,that doesn't mean that i can't look at menu

Husband asks

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

NOT PUNISH TWICE

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

Have to repeat everything to men

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..."

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"

heheheh

There is a battle that goes on between men and women. Many people call it love.

Women's life is very hard,

Women's life is very hard,
Morning wash the dress,
Noon dry the dress,
Evening iron the dress.
Night remove the dress.
Midnight search the dress.

Attitude Question :

Attitude Question :

Wat can 6 men do at a time which 6 women can't do ?


Answer : 6 women can't susu 2gether in 1 bucket whereas 6 men can... !!

Why did god give men a penis???

Why did god give men a penis???

Ans:So there is atleast one way to shut a women's mouth...

first women to fly abroad without passport

Who is the first women to fly abroad without passport and visa?
sita with raavana to srilanka.....
improve your g.k.

God made man

God made man and then rested. God made women
and then no one rested.

RED lipstick

why do women put RED lipstick on their lips ?
it's because it's a warning signal that it's a wrong hole !!

Punctuation by men and women over a phrase...

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing,"
on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: " Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Behind evry successful men?????????

Most of them say:

Behind every successful man there is a woman,

But no one knows the truth is,

Women go only behind the successful men

Why most of the men prefer to kiss women’s lips?

Why most of the men prefer to kiss women’s lips?

That’s the best and probably the only way to shut the women’s horizontal mouth and open the vertical one….

Women Life is hard

Morning washes the dresses
Noon Dry the dresses
Evening Iron the dresses
Night Remove the dresses
Midnight Search the dresses

A Beautiful Statement

Choosing a career is like choosing the wife from ten girl friends.
Even if you pick most beautiful, most intelligent an kindest women,
there is still the pain of missing the other nine.