celecbration - friends - pmovie

celebrating anything without friends is like enjoying a porn movie on radio :)

Can kids have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Even the driver say’s so …

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

Sirantha Karuvi than

"Namakke Theriyatha Nammai patriya Ragasiangalai-   Namakku Velicham pottu Kaattum Sirantha Karuvi than"

"SARAKKU".

sonniya

Wife: Yenga naan karpama irukken..

Hus: ha..!! unga
appa, amma'ta sonniya?

Wife: ponga, naan college padikkum pothu sonnathukke ennai adichaanga..
.!?

What is Tension?

A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you
take her to hospital.
Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’

THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.
You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’
Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’

YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.
Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you
can never become a father.

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I
have 2 kids. Whose are those?”

THIS IS REAL TENSION

figure vs item

ஒரு பொண்ணு ரோட்ல தனிய வருது....
ரௌடி:-என்னம்மா கண்ணு இப்படி தனிய வந்து மாடிகிடிய?
பொண்ணு:கண்ணா FIGURUNGA தன் கூடமா வரும், item singlela தன் வரும்.

Dr.CHOPRA Psychotherapist

Dr.Chopra, Psychotherapist wanted his name to be painted in front of clinic...
But sardar the painter wrote like this...

Dr.CHOPRA PSYCHO THE RAPIST

A Moral story:

A Moral story:
My girl friend invited me to her house 1day.
I found her sister alone in the house...
She was unbelievably sexy..... she whispered in my ear "i have feelings on you", shall we have sex??
I immediately turned around n walked to the front door to go to my bike...
I found my girl friend was standing there...she hugged me and said, "you've won my trust dear".....!!!!!
Moral of the story:
It's always better to keep the condoms in the bike, not in the pocket....:-)

Recent sex survey report:

Recent sex survey report:
10% girls say "be quick it's paining"
10% girls say "Speed is not enough"
& the rest 80% say "quick my husband may come at anytime"..

Un husband yaarumma??????

Lady: Sir enakkum en husband kum vivagarathu venum..
Lawyer: Marriage panni one year than aguthu athukkula ennamma vivakarathu kekkara?
Lady: Vera enna sir pannarathu naan 6months karpam
en sister 4months karpam enga veetu velai kaari 3months karpam,En amma kooda 2months karpam, enga paati kooda.....
Lawyer: Un husband yaarumma?
Lady: en husband indha sms padikkira paavi than sir...

sex is a sensation

sex is a sensation caused by a temptation in which a man puts his dicktation in a womans ventillation to satisfy frustration, you got my conversation or need demonstration???

Heroines compared to cricket teams...

Heroines compared to cricket teams...
1.Aus - Namitha (powerful body)
2.SA - Nayantara (powerful opening but middle weak)
3.NZ - ASIN (Strong hip go to up)
4.SL - Sneha (Just looking)
5.WI - Shakila (Pazhya bitta otranga)
6.ENG - Trisha ( full structure)
7.BAN - Ragasiya (appa appa kethu kaamikiranga)
8.PAK - Jyothika (full rest)
9.IND - SIMRAN (Out of form)

Idhu intha vaarthoda nilamthan adutha vaaram than,
adutha vaaram endha nadu endha idathai pudchirukkunu paarkalam...

Sardar joke...

One day teacher beats sardar in buttox.
He goes to home and watch his buttox in the mirror and says
"Vokkala voli"
teacher badu broken my buttox in to two pieces...

Aunty correcting force..

Aaaah....Mmmmmmm....Aaaaaaaaaaa.....Mmmmmmmmm

Send this slogan to 10ppl. You will fuck a sexy aunty with in 3 days...
If you dont send this you wont get even a dog for another 9 years...

This msg is sent by ACF..
ACF - Aunty correcting force..

Always kiss a teacher...

Never kiss a lawyer,she will say "I object this"

Never kiss a nurse ,she will say "who is next?"

Always kiss a teacher , She will say "Do it five times"

A lady goes to dentist

A lady goes to dentist then removes her panty and spreads the leg..
The doctor was tensed and he says, what do you think?? "Im an dentist"
Lady says well i know now remove my husband's teeth from my pussy...
Dentist:...???..

Women's life is very hard,

Women's life is very hard,
Morning wash the dress,
Noon dry the dress,
Evening iron the dress.
Night remove the dress.
Midnight search the dress.

Male/Female test..

Hi friend..
This is a Male/Female test..
If ur a Male, send me 3 msgs..
If ur a Female, call me,
If ur none of the above, then keep quiet, i will understand...

Difference between BRA and BANK

what is the difference between BRA and BANK??
Rendeyum ulla irukkum porul perisaaga perisaga 'interest adhigamagum...