I almost cried

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->

Mis(s)use of English!

Mis use of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

Lucky means who get the opportunity

Lucky means who get the opportunity.
Brilliant means who create the opportunity.
Winner means who use the opportunity.
Be a winner always.

A happy person

A happy person is not a person
in a certain set of circumstances,

but rather a person with
a certain set of attitudes.

Never feel sad

“Never feel sad on losing anything in your life
Because whenever a Tree loses its leaf,
A new leaf is ready to take its place!”

ECG if you go out ..

ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
/\________

The best quote of advertisment

The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :

“Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother…”

Trouble, Distress and brave!

A person of real beauty smiles in trouble,
gathers strength from distress
n
grows brave by reflection n prayers.

Heart can skip beat for a while

Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile

Can kids have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)

You are seeing my wife

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Even the driver say’s so …

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

௧௨௩ வோர்ட்ஸ் போர் U

5 Lovable words,

"I am alone without you"

4 Pleasant words,

"I care for U"

3 sweet words,

"I miss U"

2 special words,

"My Dear"

1 important word,

"Friend"

That's U...

The choice is yours

Evry morning you have two choices...

to continue your sleeping with dreams...

OR

to Wake up and chase your dreams...

The choice is yours...

Gud morning

HUGS

H- appy feelings shared,
U- niversally Warm & Fuzzy
G- reat to give and receive
S- ure 2 make anyone's day.

I hope this "HUG" makes ur day brighter and better.

Nominee for best friend

The nominee for best friend is "U","U" & "U".

But d winner is "ME" because i have u!

POM POM

Fix Ur target,

&

Find the best route go fast,

Dont allow others in your path chase those before you,

If you do this you will become the best Auto driver in the city.,.

POM POM.,. ;)

Where is love

LOVE IS IN EVERY CORNER OF THE EARTH....

but unfortunately earth is Round.,.

and it has no Corners.,.

Silent gift of nature

Friendship is a Silent gift of nature,

"More old, More strong"
"More deep, More clear"
"More close, More warm"
"More fights, More understanding"