whn u born

when you were born...
the clouds parted...
sun shined
and
god appeared in front of all people
& said
"sorry for the mistake ...
Kindly adjust."

Gud Mrg

Mis(s)use of English!

Mis use of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

ECG if you go out ..

ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
/\________

The best quote of advertisment

The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :

“Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand mother…”

Can kids have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)

SINGAM DIALOGUE Re-Mix :

Suriya : Oangi adicha ondra ton weight da..


Anushka:
Shoe podamaley naan unna vida height da!!
Goyyala Yaru kitta punch...

INDIAngara per nalla illaya..!

Teacher:paasangala neengalam nalla padichu nattuku nalla per vanki tharanum..

Student:Yen teacher INDIAngara per nalla illaya..

Teachr:?!

sodium iodide - nai

What is the chemical name of dog ?

answer -
sodium iodide
( Na+ i ) = Nai

"enna pandradhu...? chemistry la
strongunu  ellorukum kaatanumla.

parrot-peacock

What is the difference between parrot & peacock ?

Yosinga..... !!!

Theriyalaya...?

Parrot Josiya paravai !

Peacock Desiya paravai !

POM POM

Fix Ur target,

&

Find the best route go fast,

Dont allow others in your path chase those before you,

If you do this you will become the best Auto driver in the city.,.

POM POM.,. ;)

just surprise dad…!

Kid: Mom, I want a baby brother.

Mom: Child, your dad is overseas, when he comes back we'll talk over it.

Kid: Why don't you just surprise him?

Mom: ?..?.?

Don't wake up early in the morning

Once a fisher man got up early in the morning...
since it was impossible to see anything he decided to kill time.,.
he found a sack full of pebbles like stuff inside.,.
He began tossing them in to the river high and far...
at last when he had just one stone to toss the first strokes of sunlight came...
he saw the pebble he was holding was diamond and
he had just thrown a sack full of them....

Moral of the story:

Don't wake up early in the morning

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Father

A banker provided by nature.

Miser

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich

Opportunist

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

Ecstasy

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.