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The Words that spoiled the many boys life



*Machi, ava unna paakuraada....!!!

Gud Night

Changing Exam pattern

n 1990: Answer all questions.
n 2008:attempt ANY 5 ques.
n 2015:Read ONLY Ques.
n 2020:Thanx 4 coming. Pls visit again.

Vada Poche! :-(

Engineering student (praying):
"If i get a good job after i finish my B.E, Aanchaneya unakku Vada maala satharrom."



Aanchaneyar: " Vada Poche! :-(

appa na saadhika virumburen...

Daughter: appa na saadhika virumburen...
Dad: Gud. In whch field ma?

Daug: Aiyo, popa na virumbura paiyan name "saadhik" pa
Dad: ???
Funny eve..

SINGAM DIALOGUE Re-Mix :

Suriya : Oangi adicha ondra ton weight da..


Anushka:
Shoe podamaley naan unna vida height da!!
Goyyala Yaru kitta punch...

INDIAngara per nalla illaya..!

Teacher:paasangala neengalam nalla padichu nattuku nalla per vanki tharanum..

Student:Yen teacher INDIAngara per nalla illaya..

Teachr:?!

sodium iodide - nai

What is the chemical name of dog ?

answer -
sodium iodide
( Na+ i ) = Nai

"enna pandradhu...? chemistry la
strongunu  ellorukum kaatanumla.

REAL FEELING

Pesuvatharku varthaigal adhikamaga irundhum, pesa mudiyamal thavikum ore inbamana thunbam than      "NO BALANCE"...! Gud mrng

sonniya

Wife: Yenga naan karpama irukken..

Hus: ha..!! unga
appa, amma'ta sonniya?

Wife: ponga, naan college padikkum pothu sonnathukke ennai adichaanga..
.!?

Prove dat 2/10=2

Prove dat 2/10=2
arts stdnt: Wrong Question

law stdnt: No Way
medical stdnt: It's strange, hw is it possible?

engg stdnt: evalavo pannitom idha panna matoma...
 Two/Ten = wo/en (T with T cancel)
w = 23rd; o = 15th; e = 5th ; n= 14th letter
so 23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
dedicated 2 al engg stdnts! goodnun... engg always rocks

What is Tension?

A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you
take her to hospital.
Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’

THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.
You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’
Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’

YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.
Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you
can never become a father.

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I
have 2 kids. Whose are those?”

THIS IS REAL TENSION

Who is faster ?

When unexpected situations comes in front of you,what does it mean ?

It means that you are moving ahead , faster than you expected !!!

Time Will Answer !!!

Exam supervisor : Yenda exam eldhum podhu kaadhula watch a vaechikittie iruke ???

Student: "Kaalam badhil sollum" adha nalathan.......

Love Vs Arranged Marriage

Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive... . Yet one never knows when it will crash....
Arranged Marriage is like Unix .... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.

some tips to catch LION

Newton 's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.. Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.You don't understand right... ok.... read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US... and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Ravi Shastri method:
ask the lion to bowl at u.. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders ,,......

Note: the message extracted from my mailbox credits to original creator - get the mailer here

every year

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Interviewee: 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Interviewee : Every year

Last wish...?

Doctor to patient : Y o u will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

Keyboard alphabets were not in order

Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

April 1st

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have bus pass

ஆஹா அவன நீ

வடிவேலு: வாங்க.. வாங்க..,  இந்த துணி கிழியவே கிழியாது வாங்கி பாருங்க.
பார்த்திபன்: அப்போ எனக்கு 2 மீட்டர் எப்படி கிளிச்சி தருவ?..
வடிவேலு: ஆஹா அவன நீ..!