Ego VS Importance

Don't try to dominate the one who apologize u for their mistake,because they understand Ur importance than their ego...

busy life - small gifts

as you travel through a busy life, take time to enjoy the small gifts each day has to offer :)

calender quote #3

our time on earth is woven of infinite moments, each with its own exquisite beauty

whn u born

when you were born...
the clouds parted...
sun shined
and
god appeared in front of all people
& said
"sorry for the mistake ...
Kindly adjust."

Gud Mrg

choice

choosing so many wrong persons will not affect your life
but
missing one right person will leave you a broken heart
throughout your life

Husband asks

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

Love Vs Arranged Marriage

Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive... . Yet one never knows when it will crash....
Arranged Marriage is like Unix .... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Dictionary

A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONGRATULATES for MISTAKE

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

Un husband yaarumma??????

Lady: Sir enakkum en husband kum vivagarathu venum..
Lawyer: Marriage panni one year than aguthu athukkula ennamma vivakarathu kekkara?
Lady: Vera enna sir pannarathu naan 6months karpam
en sister 4months karpam enga veetu velai kaari 3months karpam,En amma kooda 2months karpam, enga paati kooda.....
Lawyer: Un husband yaarumma?
Lady: en husband indha sms padikkira paavi than sir...

Friend happens???

Affection happens Manytime
Love happens sometime
Marriage happens onetime
Friend happens lifetime

Life cycle of a MAN

Man's life before marriage: Spiderman
After finding a girl to love: Superman
After the engagement: Gentleman
After marriage: Watchman
10 years later: Doberman

Where are those gals??

Indian statistical association says that 42% of girls in india are ready for sex before marriage...

My question is...


Where are those gals??

Before and after the marriage

Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me ?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
After the marriage
Just read above conversation from bottom to top, start with last but one line.

About Girl friend

Life la girlfriend kedacha life jolly...

athey girl friend lover aana pocket gali...

athey lover'a marriage pannina life'ae galee..

Marriage

It is an agreement in which man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

Divorce

Future tense of Marriage

When does god becomes angry?

When does god becomes angry???

If a girl becomes pregnant before marriage,

and the mother of the girl says,

Ayyo kadavule ippadi pannittiye....