Life 80:20

Life is 80% Joy & 20% misery.But We hold on to the 20% and make it 200%. In this world, everthing cannot be perfect all the time. This life is a beautiful mystery and ur are blessed, it is only when u live the mystery of the life that joy dawns

Adjustment & Compromise

Adjustment & compromise is very crutial in relationship -
Adjust when someone wants to be with u
&
compromise when u want to be with someone
gud mrg friends!!!!

stop looking at girls

after engagement!
Girl: Now,Stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
Boy: wat do u mean,if i'm on diet,that doesn't mean that i can't look at menu

dot . ...

a small dot can stop a big sentence
but
few more dots can give a continuity
amazing but true "every ending can be a new begining"

whn u born

when you were born...
the clouds parted...
sun shined
and
god appeared in front of all people
& said
"sorry for the mistake ...
Kindly adjust."

Gud Mrg

Laughter & Play

Find childlike wonder in the season.
Laughter & Play invite happiness into our lives

fantastic line for life

satisfy the person, who except from U...!
rather than,
Surprising the person whom never excepted
anything frm u

boys life

The Words that spoiled the many boys life



*Machi, ava unna paakuraada....!!!

Gud Night

Changing Exam pattern

n 1990: Answer all questions.
n 2008:attempt ANY 5 ques.
n 2015:Read ONLY Ques.
n 2020:Thanx 4 coming. Pls visit again.

appa na saadhika virumburen...

Daughter: appa na saadhika virumburen...
Dad: Gud. In whch field ma?

Daug: Aiyo, popa na virumbura paiyan name "saadhik" pa
Dad: ???
Funny eve..

INDIAngara per nalla illaya..!

Teacher:paasangala neengalam nalla padichu nattuku nalla per vanki tharanum..

Student:Yen teacher INDIAngara per nalla illaya..

Teachr:?!

sodium iodide - nai

What is the chemical name of dog ?

answer -
sodium iodide
( Na+ i ) = Nai

"enna pandradhu...? chemistry la
strongunu  ellorukum kaatanumla.

Prove dat 2/10=2

Prove dat 2/10=2
arts stdnt: Wrong Question

law stdnt: No Way
medical stdnt: It's strange, hw is it possible?

engg stdnt: evalavo pannitom idha panna matoma...
 Two/Ten = wo/en (T with T cancel)
w = 23rd; o = 15th; e = 5th ; n= 14th letter
so 23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
dedicated 2 al engg stdnts! goodnun... engg always rocks

Great things always begin from...

It’s the way you face Life that makes the difference!
If an egg is broken from outside force .. life ends.
If an egg is broken from inside force , life begins.
Great things always begin from our inside.-

Parent Post

Love Vs Arranged Marriage

Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive... . Yet one never knows when it will crash....
Arranged Marriage is like Unix .... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.

Just knock

How will you destroy a submarine full of santas?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

Whole body

Boss : Where were you born ?
Sub-o : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
Sub-o : what! which part ? Whole body born in Punjab

I've one more

2 person were fixing a explosive in a car.
1: What would you do if the it explodes while fixing.
2: Dont worry, I have a one more

Last wish...?

Doctor to patient : Y o u will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

Keyboard alphabets were not in order

Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.