stop looking at girls

after engagement!
Girl: Now,Stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
Boy: wat do u mean,if i'm on diet,that doesn't mean that i can't look at menu

whn u born

when you were born...
the clouds parted...
sun shined
and
god appeared in front of all people
& said
"sorry for the mistake ...
Kindly adjust."

Gud Mrg

celecbration - friends - pmovie

celebrating anything without friends is like enjoying a porn movie on radio :)

appa na saadhika virumburen...

Daughter: appa na saadhika virumburen...
Dad: Gud. In whch field ma?

Daug: Aiyo, popa na virumbura paiyan name "saadhik" pa
Dad: ???
Funny eve..

sonniya

Wife: Yenga naan karpama irukken..

Hus: ha..!! unga
appa, amma'ta sonniya?

Wife: ponga, naan college padikkum pothu sonnathukke ennai adichaanga..
.!?

figure vs item

ஒரு பொண்ணு ரோட்ல தனிய வருது....
ரௌடி:-என்னம்மா கண்ணு இப்படி தனிய வந்து மாடிகிடிய?
பொண்ணு:கண்ணா FIGURUNGA தன் கூடமா வரும், item singlela தன் வரும்.

GIRL's Top 7 Lies

1- I Luv U
2- I'm Virgin
3- I hate SEX
4- U r First 2 Touch me
5- Oh it's 2 Big never seen b4
6- I don't want 2b Fucked
7- OK only once.

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

Have to repeat everything to men

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..."

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"

Singathai konja mudiyuma???

Boy2: Eanda unga appa eppo paarthalum unna thittikitte irukaru?
Boy1: Singathai konja mudiyathu illa adhan...

"Sabash sariyana jodi"??????

When sornakka was born, God said "oh wat a beautiful girl" and when u are born god said "Sabash sariyana jodi"..

Male/Female test..

Hi friend..
This is a Male/Female test..
If ur a Male, send me 3 msgs..
If ur a Female, call me,
If ur none of the above, then keep quiet, i will understand...

Driviing license practice

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hi.,.hi..summa, next week driving license edukkanum adhukuthaan 8 pottu practice panren..

Escape aayidu...

TN-01-G-2446
TN-04-G-2068
TN-06-G-8863
TN-19-G-4901
idellam municipality naai pidikira vandi numbers...
engeyavadhu paartha escape aayidu...

Where are those gals??

Indian statistical association says that 42% of girls in india are ready for sex before marriage...

My question is...


Where are those gals??

Mooditu padu

Gud nite endru sollumbodhu udhadugal ottuvadhillai..
Moodittu padu endru sollumbodhu than udhadugal kuda ottum..
"So mooditu padu" Gud nite...

Joke :(

Hai ungala y.day evening bus standla paathen,
satham pottu kooptu pathen..

But,

Neenga romba busy ya,

Cinema poster saaptutu irundheenga...

Plzzz dont avoid me...

Nee enna romba avoid panra pa..
Ippallam enna kadukkave matra..
enna paatha vilagi pora..
Innum ethanai naaliku nu paarkalam...

By Ur tooth brush...

Plzz use me...

I'm SMART

If u like my SMS, it means I'm smart..
If u save my SMS, u agree I'M smart..
If u forward, U spread that I'm smart..
If u delete the SMS, U r jealous, Bcoz I'm smart..

Are u free now???

Are u free now... when u get time call me...
I need to talk to you about something personal...

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Arabian sea is for sale.. shall we both buy it??!

You think about it and tell me...