Mudivai Neethan Edukavaedum

Yosanai Yaaridam Vaendumanalum Kaetkalam But Mudivai Neethan Edukavaedum Apothu thaan mulumaiyana santhosathai pera mudium...!

rare moments

In those rare moments when we slow down, we are given the chance to contemplate what really matters in our lives.

After an interview

After an interview
Father: Yenna Velai Da?
Sister: Salary evlona?
Mom: Permanent Job ah pa?
Lover: Sunday Week off ah?
But
Friends:Machi figureNeraiyaVanthucha..!!
NanbaenDa!!!

Changing Exam pattern

n 1990: Answer all questions.
n 2008:attempt ANY 5 ques.
n 2015:Read ONLY Ques.
n 2020:Thanx 4 coming. Pls visit again.

CAN'T BEAT THIS MESSAGE

;->
A Man Committing Suicide.Someone Asks d Reason. He Says
"My LOVER ran away with My Frnd.I can't live without
 MY FRIEND....

y idiots

"Never argue with idiots.
Because first they bring y

Vada Poche! :-(

Engineering student (praying):
"If i get a good job after i finish my B.E, Aanchaneya unakku Vada maala satharrom."



Aanchaneyar: " Vada Poche! :-(

Sirantha Karuvi than

"Namakke Theriyatha Nammai patriya Ragasiangalai-   Namakku Velicham pottu Kaattum Sirantha Karuvi than"

"SARAKKU".

appa na saadhika virumburen...

Daughter: appa na saadhika virumburen...
Dad: Gud. In whch field ma?

Daug: Aiyo, popa na virumbura paiyan name "saadhik" pa
Dad: ???
Funny eve..

SINGAM DIALOGUE Re-Mix :

Suriya : Oangi adicha ondra ton weight da..


Anushka:
Shoe podamaley naan unna vida height da!!
Goyyala Yaru kitta punch...

INDIAngara per nalla illaya..!

Teacher:paasangala neengalam nalla padichu nattuku nalla per vanki tharanum..

Student:Yen teacher INDIAngara per nalla illaya..

Teachr:?!

sonniya

Wife: Yenga naan karpama irukken..

Hus: ha..!! unga
appa, amma'ta sonniya?

Wife: ponga, naan college padikkum pothu sonnathukke ennai adichaanga..
.!?

Prove dat 2/10=2

Prove dat 2/10=2
arts stdnt: Wrong Question

law stdnt: No Way
medical stdnt: It's strange, hw is it possible?

engg stdnt: evalavo pannitom idha panna matoma...
 Two/Ten = wo/en (T with T cancel)
w = 23rd; o = 15th; e = 5th ; n= 14th letter
so 23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
dedicated 2 al engg stdnts! goodnun... engg always rocks

What is Tension?

A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you
take her to hospital.
Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’

THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.
You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’
Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’

YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.
Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you
can never become a father.

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I
have 2 kids. Whose are those?”

THIS IS REAL TENSION

Great things always begin from...

It’s the way you face Life that makes the difference!
If an egg is broken from outside force .. life ends.
If an egg is broken from inside force , life begins.
Great things always begin from our inside.-

Parent Post

Rhyming phrases !!!

Work for a cause and not for applause !

Live life to express and not impress !!

Don't strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt !!!

Love Vs Arranged Marriage

Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive... . Yet one never knows when it will crash....
Arranged Marriage is like Unix .... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.

Which one to follow....!!!!!!!!

Laziness is the worst enemy of humans. . .
- Jaw aharlal Nehru.

Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies...!!!
- Mahatma Gandhi

some tips to catch LION

Newton 's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.. Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.You don't understand right... ok.... read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US... and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Ravi Shastri method:
ask the lion to bowl at u.. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders ,,......

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Parking is only for 2 wheelers

A person was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks him why are you removing a wheel from your auto. he said Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler