Naalu perukku nalludhu

Naalu perukku nalludhu nadandha enna pannalum
thappillai
Adhanalla thaan unnai kooda ketkama..un rendu
"UNDERWEAR" aa sakkadai 'yila thooki pottutaen.

Cricket la ball

Cricket la ball adicha century
Adhe ball unna adicha injury
Pongal la irukudhu par mundhiri
Innum enna thungura endhiri
Kokorako gumango...

Girl friends and cell phones

Girl friends and cell phones are same in one
thing. That is " PAISA ILLAINNA PESA MUDIYATHU"

A woman married

A woman married a one leg man. She wrote to her
mother my husband has only 1 "FOOT" her mother
replied you are lucky ... your papa has only 4
inches.

Coolukku .....

Coolukku - 5000
Hotukku - MC
Barukku - Pondy
Abnbukku - Bar
Arivukku - Beer
Azagukku - Wine
Sandaikku - Full
Natpuku - Cutting
Vaanga - nee
Kudikka - Nan

Calender

Calender - na thethi
Calara - na beathi
Thiruvannamalai - na jhothi
Kovil - na VIBOOTHI
Court - na Neethi
Nanba.. Ennai vitta unakkeathuda NAATHI...

RESPONSIBILITY.

Teach; Can any one tell what do you mean by
RESPONSIBILITY.
Student: Mam your blous have 4 buttons out of
which 3 is gone now the 4th button as its
RESPONSIBILITY to hold your jacket.

What happens when driver and conductor sleeps in

a bus?

If conductor sleeps no ticket. If driver sleeps

group ticket.

Lady secretary

Lady secretary: Boss, your wide wants to kiss u
over the telephone.
Boss: Please receive it and give it to me later.

Sardar is driving

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist: If lion comes very close to us then
how we can escape?
Sardar: Give right indicator and turn left.

Two sardars

Two sardars were planting a bomb in a car
Sardar 1: What would we do if the bomb explodes
when we are planting it..?
Sardar 2: Dont worry.. I've got 1 more.

BE. Padi

BE. Padi engineera povai
M.B.B.S padi doctara povai
B.L. padi vakeela povai
Intha mathri SMS padicha Veena povai

U have GOOD TALENT

U have GOOD TALENT
U have GOOD VOICE
U have GOOD KNOWLEDGE
U have GOD BRAIN
U have GOOD LUCK
ACCHCHHO SORRY number MAARI POCHU

Kanmani anbodu

Kanmani anbodu friend nan anupum sms.
Ponmani un cell kasu eruka?
En celil kasu illai.
Unnai ninaikayil sms kottudhu.
Adhai anuppa ninakayil bill egirudhu

Today's punch dialoug

Today's punch dialoug :
Pombalainna Night Podanum...
Ambalainna 90 podanum...

Definition of sex

Definition of sex...
An INJECTION
with AFFECTION
to the meat SECTION
from a PROJECTION
without OBJECTION
hopefully no INFECTION

Feeling bored....

Feeling bored?
Wondering what to do?
Enter your hands in between the zip take out
your...






Book... from your bag and study

A good friend

A good friend is like a good bra... hard to
find, very comfortable, supportive, and always
close to the heart.....

God made man

God made man and then rested. God made women
and then no one rested.

You and your Girlfriend

You and your Girlfriend go for a movie. In the
dark, a mosquito enters inside your girl skirt.
Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer:- YOUR HAND.