Legendary Words

My first Failure created fear on Me; But My failure after a success created more fear to My Opponents - Sachin Tendulkar!

Dhoni to father:

Dhoni to father:
Dhoni: Daddy i want to marry sania mirza..
Father: hei!!! why did you select her??
Dhoni: My doctor adviced me to drink 5 litres milk daily...
Father: Stupid... you marry namitha..
Dhoni: Why?
Father: You and Me both can drink 5 litres of milk daily...

Indian version of a hat-trick?

What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls

Best footwork of Indian batsman

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

Best of Indian batsman

Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.

Indian innings

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The Batting of entire Indian Innings.

Height of optimism

What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

Agarkar = 100 runs

When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.

Phone Call for Sehwag:

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Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on

Second innings

RAM: hai indian criket team is always best in their second innings.
KUMAR :good,very good.why can't they bat their second innings first.
ram: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cricket jokes

Teacher: Muttai podum uyirinangal yedhavadhu 3in peyarai sollu?
Student: Sachin, Sehwag, Dhoni....
Teacher: ????!!!!!

Cricket Jokes

Vaasu: yaru da inga sachin? yaru da inga sachin?
Sachin: yaru adicha bandu batla padama stumpla pattu stumpu porikalangi therikitho avan than da sachinu~!%?#

Idea of shewag

Dravid: Next match kandippa win pannanum, enna pannalam..

Shewag: Anne namma Bermuda kuda vilayadalam…

Dravid:?????!!!!!

Cricket

Chappel: ean pa inzi unga coach Bob woolmer irandhuttarame???

 

 

Inzamam:Avaru maanasthan adhan...

 

 

Chanppel:?????!!!!!