stop looking at girls

after engagement!
Girl: Now,Stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
Boy: wat do u mean,if i'm on diet,that doesn't mean that i can't look at menu

I almost cried

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->

You are seeing my wife

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Even the driver say’s so …

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

After an interview

After an interview
Father: Yenna Velai Da?
Sister: Salary evlona?
Mom: Permanent Job ah pa?
Lover: Sunday Week off ah?
But
Friends:Machi figureNeraiyaVanthucha..!!
NanbaenDa!!!

boys life

The Words that spoiled the many boys life



*Machi, ava unna paakuraada....!!!

Gud Night

CAN'T BEAT THIS MESSAGE

;->
A Man Committing Suicide.Someone Asks d Reason. He Says
"My LOVER ran away with My Frnd.I can't live without
 MY FRIEND....

Vada Poche! :-(

Engineering student (praying):
"If i get a good job after i finish my B.E, Aanchaneya unakku Vada maala satharrom."



Aanchaneyar: " Vada Poche! :-(

SINGAM DIALOGUE Re-Mix :

Suriya : Oangi adicha ondra ton weight da..


Anushka:
Shoe podamaley naan unna vida height da!!
Goyyala Yaru kitta punch...

sonniya

Wife: Yenga naan karpama irukken..

Hus: ha..!! unga
appa, amma'ta sonniya?

Wife: ponga, naan college padikkum pothu sonnathukke ennai adichaanga..
.!?

What is Tension?

A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you
take her to hospital.
Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’

THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.
You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’
Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’

YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.
Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you
can never become a father.

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I
have 2 kids. Whose are those?”

THIS IS REAL TENSION

Love Vs Arranged Marriage

Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive... . Yet one never knows when it will crash....
Arranged Marriage is like Unix .... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust.

Just knock

How will you destroy a submarine full of santas?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

Whole body

Boss : Where were you born ?
Sub-o : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
Sub-o : what! which part ? Whole body born in Punjab

Parking is only for 2 wheelers

A person was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks him why are you removing a wheel from your auto. he said Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

every year

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Interviewee: 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Interviewee : Every year

I've one more

2 person were fixing a explosive in a car.
1: What would you do if the it explodes while fixing.
2: Dont worry, I have a one more

Give me ring - Landline or Mobile

On a romantic day sardhar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
sardhar: Ya sure, from landline or mobile

Keyboard alphabets were not in order

Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

April 1st

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have bus pass