Survey:

"Yaarukku yenna song pidikkum oru survey":

Tamil teacher: senthamil nattu thamilachiye selai udtha thyanguriye....

English teacher: o"podu o"podu...

Advocate: Poi solla indha manasukku theriyavillai sonnal poi poi thaney...

Plumber: "Valve" a maayam indha "valve" a maayam....

Kudikaaran: Ennai konjam matri, yen nenjil unnai ootri, nee mella mella ennai kollathey...