Conversation b/w a Husband & Wife

the conversation between a Husband(an I.T.Professional) who is returning late from his office and his wife,

Husband : Good Evening dear, I am now logged in.

Wife : Have you bought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or file name.

Wife : But I told u this morning.
Husband : Erroneous Syntax Abort ?

Wife : What about my new Saree ?
Husband : Variable not found.

Wife : At least give me your credit card, I want to go out shopping.
Husband : Sharing violation, Access denied.

Wife : Do you love me or do you only like computers or are your just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters.

Wife : It was a great mistake that I married a stupid man like you !
Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : It is by default.

Wife : By the way who was with you in the car this morning ?
Husband : System unstable.Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot.